Fantasy Island Mountain Bike Trail is a little slice of singletrack heaven Southeast of Tucson, Arizona. And, this is The Unofficial Fantasy Island Chicken's Guide to What to Fear on the Fantasy Island MTB Bunny Trail:
FEAR CACTUS!
Fear:
FEAR SAND!
Conquer the Cactus!
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This ain't no place for balloons pilgrim!
See also: OUCH!
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Save the Endos!
FEAR BARBED WIRE!
FEAR HORNS!
Two-wheeled
wonder-child
can't
keep
the
rubber-side
down!
4 out of 5 crashes end here!
Have
you
seen
my
Endo?
FEAR
RATTLESNAKES!
FEAR
SPACE JUNK!
FEAR PIE!
But, most of all...
FEAR
THE
BUNNY!!!
Not actual Fantasy Island MTB Bunny Trail Bunny. Artist's rendition only. Sizes and location may vary. Color subject to availability. Bunnies in mirror may be larger than they appear. For demonstration purposes only. Look both ways before crossing the trail. Wait at least 20 minutes before swimming. Models may vary from trail to trail. Resemblances to any real bunnies is purely coincidental. For full details see a map nearest you. Not recommended for topical use. May cause road rash. If road rash continues or becomes severe see a doctor. Any doctor will do. Bunnies are known to multiply at an alarming rate. Just remember: they can't see you if you don't move!
Rated the softest place to land!
If it don't stick, stab or poke you it ain't the Sonoran Desert!
New fear discovered!
FEAR
VALET
PARKING
ATTENDANTS!
Special thanks to trail building guys Craig "Bike Monk" Randall and Chuck Boyer and to all you other caliche warriors! Fantasy Island rocks!
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Please eat dirt responsibly!
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